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Think your family stories are wild? Let’s prove it.


Whether you're stuck at a dead end or just getting started, I'll help you uncover the roots, records, and relatives that you carry with you.

What I Offer

What I Offer

You could spend weeks chasing one birth record, burning through paid subscriptions, tabs, and your last nerve.

Or you could hand it off to someone who lives for this stuff. (That’s me.)

Here’s how I can help:

GET STARTED

GET STARTED


Let’s Chat

Want to chat it out, human to human? Cool. Snag a spot on my calendar and let’s talk about your mystery person, your brick walls, the origin of your last name, and how I can help with your research.

Note: This isn’t a strategy call to develop a research plan. This is a call to see if my services are a good fit for your goals.

Send a MESSAGE

Not a talker? Prefer to spill your story through keystrokes while wearing pajama pants and eating cold spaghetti? I deeply respect that.

Use the form to tell me what you’re curious about. I’ll point you in the right direction.

  • Curious why your last name sounds like a sneeze and means “goat fortress”?

  • Want to know where your weird love of pickles came from?

  • Wondering if “mysterious stomach thing” runs in the family? (It does.)

  • Want stories that make Thanksgiving way more interesting?

  • Secretly hoping that you descended from royalty (or pirates)?

  • Feel oddly drawn to the 1800s? Might be time to check your reincarnation receipts.

  • Need a reminder you come from badass survivors and not just beige casseroles?

  • Want to know if that scandalous family tale is true... or way worse?

  • Find out who actually came over on the boat and who stayed behind

  • Lowkey hoping your ancestor invented something weird and profitable, like the spork?

  • Need an excuse for your inability to make eye contact or your deep love of wool coats?

  • Trying to figure out where the family curse started? (Same.)

  • Think you might be related to someone famous? Or infamous? Let’s find out.

  • Feel comfortable sending nudes? Find out if it runs in the family.

  • Want receipts for that “we’re part Cherokee” claim? Let’s fact-check Grandpa.

  • Just want to settle once and for all if your great-uncle actually robbed a brinks truck?

  • Looking for proof that you come from extremely resilient women?

  • Want to prove once and for all that your dramatic flair is genetic?

  • Need to know if your ancestors were witches, farmers, or just really intense bakers?

  • Looking for the original source of your family’s love of arguing and soup?

  • Secretly hoping you’re descended from a scandal? Same. Let’s go.

  • Grandpa was on trial for what? Find out the real details.

  • Wondering if that creepy house in your hometown used to belong to your people?

  • Looking to win family dinner forever with a mic-drop origin story?

  • Want to name your baby after someone badass instead of your cousin Kyle?

  • Guess What? Your civil war reenacting uncle gerald doesn't know everything. There is more to your family history.

  • Who in your family made the headlines for more than just growing the largest pumpkin?

  • Find out what was in their wills: the money, the horsehair beds, and what was mysteriously referred to as 'the egg.'

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