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Think your family stories are wild? Let’s prove it.


Whether you're stuck at a dead end or just getting started, I'll help you uncover the roots, records, and relatives that you carry with you.

What I Offer

What I Offer

You don't have time to spend in the archives, matching records to people who spelled their names differently depending on how they parted their hair that day. But I do. I live for it

Here’s how I can help:

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Want to chat it out, human to human? Cool. Snag a spot on my calendar and let’s talk about your mystery person, your brick walls, the origin of your last name, and how I can help with your research.

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Prefer ask your questions from behind the keyboard while wearing pajama pants and eating cold spaghetti? I respect it.

Use the form to tell me what you’re curious about. I’ll point you in the right direction.

  • Curious why your last name sounds like a sneeze and means “goat fortress”?

  • Want to know where your weird love of pickles came from?

  • Wondering if “mysterious stomach thing” runs in the family? (It does.)

  • Want stories that make Thanksgiving way more interesting?

  • Secretly hoping that you descended from royalty (or pirates)?

  • Feel oddly drawn to the 1800s? Might be time to check your reincarnation receipts.

  • Need a reminder you come from badass survivors and not just beige casseroles?

  • Want to know if that scandalous family tale is true... or way worse?

  • Find out who actually came over on the boat and who stayed behind

  • Lowkey hoping your ancestor invented something weird and profitable, like the spork?

  • Need an excuse for your inability to make eye contact or your deep love of wool coats?

  • Trying to figure out where the family curse started? (Same.)

  • Think you might be related to someone famous? Or infamous? Let’s find out.

  • Feel comfortable sending nudes? Find out if it runs in the family.

  • Want receipts for that “we’re part Cherokee” claim? Let’s fact-check Grandpa.

  • Just want to settle once and for all if your great-uncle actually robbed a brinks truck?

  • Looking for proof that you come from extremely resilient women?

  • Want to prove once and for all that your dramatic flair is genetic?

  • Need to know if your ancestors were witches, farmers, or just really intense bakers?

  • Looking for the original source of your family’s love of arguing and soup?

  • Secretly hoping you’re descended from a scandal? Same. Let’s go.

  • Grandpa was on trial for what? Find out the real details.

  • Wondering if that creepy house in your hometown used to belong to your people?

  • Looking to win family dinner forever with a mic-drop origin story?

  • Want to name your baby after someone badass instead of your cousin Kyle?

  • Guess What? Your civil war reenacting uncle gerald doesn't know everything. There is more to your family history.

  • Who in your family made the headlines for more than just growing the largest pumpkin?

  • Find out what was in their wills: the money, the horsehair beds, and what was mysteriously referred to as 'the egg.'

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